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Good Moms Use Fowl Language F-Caw-F T-Shirt

Regular price $17.98
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Alex S.
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"Absolutely love this shirt! One of the best Father's Day gifts I've gotten. Fabric is a good thickness and quality. It fit perfectly!"
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Description

Tired of pretending you don't sometimes want to use a little 'fowl language' when parenting gets real? This tee perfectly captures the everyday struggles of mom life with a hilarious, clever pun that every good mom understands.

Featuring a pixelated mama hen and her scurrying chicks, it's a witty nod to the chaos and the occasional need to let out an 'F-CAW-F' instead of a full-blown expletive.

Grab this shirt to proudly declare your sarcastic, unfiltered mom status and give a knowing chuckle to fellow parents who get it.

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Shipping Policy

 

It takes 5 to 7 days for us to custom make your items from scratch. This means we seam, stitch, and print in house and don’t let items get old on shelves!  We then ship out to you. If you were in the US this can be an additional 3 to 7 days. If you are overseas, typically we can get it to you in 3 to 4 weeks.  If anything is wrong with your product when you receive it we will make it right!

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    It’s official. You’ve levelled up, and your wardrobe is finally as bold as your internal monologue. The world isn't ready!

Frequently Asked Questions

Please refer to our size chart for accurate measurements. If between sizes, we recommend sizing up. Click to Expand sizing charts.

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HOW CAN I CONTACT YOU?

Our Customer Service email is: customersupport@beavicorn.com

HOW MUCH DOES SHIPPING COST?

Shipping depends on what is ordered and where it is going. We will calculate your shipping at checkout before you purchase. Most USA shipping locations are $4.95 for a single tshirt.

WHEN WILL I RECEIVE MY ORDER?

Standard shipping takes around 6-7 days to deliver after your tshirt has been made and packaged. This is subject to change due to conditions.

We accept returns within 30 days of purchase. Items must be unworn and in original condition.

🧼 How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt

Washing

  • Cold water only. Hot water shrinks shirts and egos.
  • Turn it inside out before washing. The graphic didn’t come this far to fade early.
  • Use a mild detergent. This shirt’s chill. Treat it that way.
  • First wash might bleed a little, so maybe don’t throw it in with the “wedding clothes.”

Drying

  • Air drying is best, less shrinkage, and longer life.
  • If you use a dryer, keep it low heat. High heat is how mistakes happen.
  • Pull it out as soon as it’s dry unless wrinkles are part of your personality.

Extra Common Sense (Still Worth Saying)

  • Skip bleach and harsh detergents, faded colors aren’t a flex.
  • No fabric softeners. They mess with the feel and nobody asked them to.
  • If you iron, avoid the graphic. Inside-out saves friendships and prints.

Have questions? Our customer service team is here to help. Email us at customersupport@beavicorn.com.